♥of.unfortunate.&.me.♥

Today hafta be the day when I start whining about writing my very own series of unfortunate event. It's like waking up on the wrong side of the bed. So not amusing.

Hmppp..what's up with the series of unfortunate event you ask?

Let me count the ways.

o1: I got myself a parking ticket. Blame it to the...err whatever.

o2: Someone tried to steal my blardy spare tyre last night, the moron managed to break the tyre protector but too bad for him coz he got himself spotted by the guard. Alhamdulillah. Lucky me. Well yea, who can blame him, the beloved idiotic sucker? The spare tyre stucked on the sexy bontot of my bf(the car that is, not C*** :P ) is undeniably tempting. Now without the protector on, I'm so going to take off the tyre and keep it in the house(giler paranoid dibuatnya) tho C*** suggested for me to just keep it in the boot and cover it up but since the moron successfully triggered my paranoia jadi biar lah nampak togel kereta itu asalkan selamat. Tsk, now when on earth am I going to get my own parking space? *sighs*

o3: The office phone lines went dead on us. Like..wtfish? I have tonnes of works to do and calls to make. I have a deployment coming up and I need to blardy communicate. Owh, the email is not an option for those on the go and whatnot and there's no way I'm going to use my cellphone.Cheapskate betul.

o4: I broke my bling bling sandal last nite. Like yea, it's the most fragile sandal with a nonsense price tag I've ever bought(thanks to my impulsive-shopper self) and ia telah terputus dalam sekelip mata whilst I was doing the mari berlari di dalam hujan ke kereta scene. I've should have known better not to wear the over the top sandal to work. Great. Yer C***, strappy sandal merah berbatu permata bagai itu telah putus.Sekian.

I'm off now,before I start to curse like a sailor.

Wish me luck with the parking & pray for me,will ya?

Thanks.